Devon's Birthday... Not as bad as you may think

Ok, to start, I forgot to post this earlier. Get over it.
My birthday wasn't as bad as you may think, actually. I actually got a "present" from the "mistress" (principal), 20 bucks. From everyone else, access to Kyle's. Now that is the best present I can get. So, basically, I spent the whole day doing random crap with Kyle. When I got back at 6:00, I got to choose a theme for a party (I know what you're thinking, shut up), I chose (randomly) Mexico Fiesta! So, we just had this crazy party for a couple hours until everyone (except me) went to bed. After which, I had my real party! I set up everything for tomorrow. The day afterword, It was probably the funniest day ever. Pranks to nearly every person in the building (exaturating)! And the best part, I was never caught.
Not so bad, afterall...
-Devon Akira

Thanksgiving Holiday... Pure Hell...

Now, I'm not christian, but I have seen hell! This Thanksgiving was hell! Obviously, it was a fairly large meal... in a case of reletivity. Apparently, they cut down on food to cut down on Calories. Guess how much food there. You could call the amount an average meal... FOR A DOG! Seriously, everything was disgiusting (even though everyone ate it anyway Xp) and there was very little. I guess it was better than an average meal here, when I actually ate here. Normally I would just sneak over to Kyle's to eat. This time (unluckily) I didn't get the chance. I'll brb, here's Kyle:
Kyle: What up Dudes! Its Kyle! So, Devons explained things about his thanksgiving, mine wasnt as bad. We had a decent meal. The average meal: Turkey, Chicken, ect. My Holiday, wasnt as good though
Devon: My Holiday, wreaked. On the first day, every girl at the place went to a
Jonas Brothers Concert while I stayed behind. I got Kyle over and (You guessed it) Took advantage of the time... WRECKING THE PLACE (xD)!!! *Evil Laugh* I knew I would be screwed over... I WAS WRONG!!! I made the excuse of the sudden break in frat boy party, THEY BOUGHT IT! LOL! The next day was my prank day. I did everything in my power to make everyone as miserable as they make me... with a different approach. You get my point.
Kyle: he alredy said what happened on the first day. but the second day, it sucked. My parents found out about the destruction... you can guess what happened. 1 word describes it,
G-R-O-U-N-D-E-D. I g2g.
Devon: Me 2.
Both: See-ya
Devon: PS, sorry for not posting crap in a few weeks