I Give Up

Yeah, it's me. Devon. or "Jesse" as people call me now. I'm officially giving up. I just don't care about anything anymore. Kyle's gone and hasn't blogged about it, I'm marked a transvestite, and my life, as I have said before, is screwed over.
I Give Up
Not on blogging, of course

Where's Kyle!!??

Okay guys, Kyle is gone. I went to his place (as usual) last night, and he wasn't there! For the past few days, I haven't even been able to talk to him over e-mail!
More on this later, I'll check his blog for anything.

Torment and Memory

All right, this is Devon, or recently called "Jesse". If you haven't read my other blogs, do so now.
I know, I know, I haven't cussed once in this blog already. Things have just been bad lately.
B-A-D. I recently hae thought about making a YouTube account to post my Vlogs there with Kyle's webcam/video camera. Things have just been crazy lately. I started Skulling (Ripping/biting) myself, which left some pretty bad internal bleeding marks. Holy Shit, did I just do something educational!!!??? Mother Fuckers! What did you do!!??
Now people don't even ecknowledge my existence. I'm not saying that's a bad thing, of course.
Dammit, what did they do...
-"Jesse" XP

OLD Video!!! Yes, my first VLOG!

Transvestication (if that's what you call it)

Dammit. You've probably seen my last blog. Fuck. Okay so, I was sent to the hospital (acting totally clueless) and well, if you've had surgery before then you know what it's like. Otherwise, LOOK IT UP. Anyway, long story short. I'm a girl. Fuck. Kyle was like totally not suprised, actually. We both new this was coming, otherwise, I'll continue to blog. I'll only give you an anime (japanese drawing) of what I look like:

Yes it's from Naruto, none the less. Yes, that's (sorta) what I look like.

Fuck it all
-Devon

HOLY SHIT!

YOU HEARD (OR AT LEAST READ) ME IN ALL CAPITAL LETTERS! WHY ALL CAPITAL LETTERS? BECAUSE THE WORST GODDAMN THING EVER IS HAPPENING!
*sigh* Okay, let me start by saying: Sorry for not posting in a while, I am so screwed right now.
Now, earlier this week, I overheard this conversation going on between the mistress and the class president:
Mistress: So it's agreed?
Class President (Malisa Arenston): Yes, that boy, uh what's 'is name? Devon? Who cares, yeah that little twerp will be a transvestite by the end of this week.
End Conversation
WTF!? YES KYLE TAUGHT ME THAT. ANYWAY, A TRANSVESTITE?????????????????
Oh, and remember when I said earlier this week. YES, IT'S HAPPENING TONIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DAMMIT!!!! MOTHER FUCKING GODDAMIT! I AM ALSO CUSSING SO MUCH BECAUSE IT'S SO DAMN HOT!! WHY SUN??? WHY DO YOU HAVE TO GET SO CLOSE TO THE EARTH!?
FUCK!
I guess this is the end of Devon Akira... as a guy at least...
;_;

Devon's Birthday... Not as bad as you may think

Ok, to start, I forgot to post this earlier. Get over it.
My birthday wasn't as bad as you may think, actually. I actually got a "present" from the "mistress" (principal), 20 bucks. From everyone else, access to Kyle's. Now that is the best present I can get. So, basically, I spent the whole day doing random crap with Kyle. When I got back at 6:00, I got to choose a theme for a party (I know what you're thinking, shut up), I chose (randomly) Mexico Fiesta! So, we just had this crazy party for a couple hours until everyone (except me) went to bed. After which, I had my real party! I set up everything for tomorrow. The day afterword, It was probably the funniest day ever. Pranks to nearly every person in the building (exaturating)! And the best part, I was never caught.
Not so bad, afterall...
-Devon Akira