HOLY SHIT!

YOU HEARD (OR AT LEAST READ) ME IN ALL CAPITAL LETTERS! WHY ALL CAPITAL LETTERS? BECAUSE THE WORST GODDAMN THING EVER IS HAPPENING!
*sigh* Okay, let me start by saying: Sorry for not posting in a while, I am so screwed right now.
Now, earlier this week, I overheard this conversation going on between the mistress and the class president:
Mistress: So it's agreed?
Class President (Malisa Arenston): Yes, that boy, uh what's 'is name? Devon? Who cares, yeah that little twerp will be a transvestite by the end of this week.
End Conversation
WTF!? YES KYLE TAUGHT ME THAT. ANYWAY, A TRANSVESTITE?????????????????
Oh, and remember when I said earlier this week. YES, IT'S HAPPENING TONIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DAMMIT!!!! MOTHER FUCKING GODDAMIT! I AM ALSO CUSSING SO MUCH BECAUSE IT'S SO DAMN HOT!! WHY SUN??? WHY DO YOU HAVE TO GET SO CLOSE TO THE EARTH!?
FUCK!
I guess this is the end of Devon Akira... as a guy at least...
;_;